A friend-of-a-friend on Facebook was musing that his son was recently  somewhat evangelized by his grandmother, and now the son was concerned he actually had Jesus living in his heart.

Which brings to mind the next giant summer blockbuster:

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–Ridley Scott presents–

Alien Jesus

Watch in horror as the Baby Jesus bursts  from the chest of the unsuspecting child believer and eventually grows to kill everyone at Vacation Bible School.

“In faith, no one can hear you scream.”

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I’m not sure why I don’t have producers lined up to finance my films…