Just a guy living in the Midwest with a wonderful wife, a couple of so-so cats, and three dogs who may—or may not (depending on the day)—bite you in the butt.

Actually, they’ll probably just lick you to death. But it’s a horrible ordeal; I wish it on no man—okay, maybe a handful of people. But that’s it: five, tops. The rest of you guys, yeah, you’re all cool with me.

And it turns out, we’re also having our first kid.  So, the list is now: my wife (the Insta-Princess), the cats, the ferocious mutts, and Wiggy, our fetus.

Wiggy will eventually be upgraded.